$BUTTER
One ticker. Infinite spread.
He’s not building. He’s butterin’.
Welcome to the world’s most spreadable experiment in decentralized dairy. Powered by Proof of Spread, fueled by questionable decisions.
Proof of Spread 🧈Butter is the new block 🧈Churn the chain 🧈From blocks to butter 🧈Decentralized dairy 🧈The future is spreadable 🧈No roadmap. Just churn. 🧈Proof of Spread 🧈Butter is the new block 🧈Churn the chain 🧈From blocks to butter 🧈Decentralized dairy 🧈The future is spreadable 🧈No roadmap. Just churn. 🧈
Signature game
Butter Catcher Deluxe
Thirty seconds of alpine dairy chaos.
Score0
Time30
Lives5/5
BUTTER CATCHER
Catch butter. Grab hearts. Avoid the disasters.
BUTTER +10 · HEART +1 life · MILK +5
SPLAT / HOT −1 life · missed butter −1 life
Move with your mouse or finger.
Tokenomics, but dairy
The Butterconomy
Simple numbers on the side of the packet, like any honest block of butter.
Total supply
0
$BUTTER · Churned, not printed
Robinhood Chain
Where the dairy settles.
Proof of Spread
Churn beats stake.
Spreading joy
Memes, lore and questionable conviction.
How it works
The Spread Protocol
🥛01
Acquire Cream
Find the $BUTTER market and enter the dairy ecosystem.
🌀02
Churn the Chain
Participate, share memes, and contribute to the spread.
🍞03
Spread the Future
Bring more people into the most unnecessarily elaborate butter joke on-chain.
No promises, just churn
The Extremely Serious Roadmap
Dates are a construct. Butter is real.
Phase 1 — Cream
CREAMING- Launch the $BUTTER token
- Open the Butter Factory
- Release the official memes
- Activate the community
Phase 2 — Churn
CHURNING- Community contests
- Butter-themed artwork
- X/Twitter meme campaigns
- Interactive website upgrades
- Community-generated lore
Phase 3 — Spread
SEPARATING- More interactive experiences
- Community collaborations
- Merchandise experiments
- Additional creative tools
- Global butter awareness
Phase 4 — Golden Age
ALMOST GOLDEN- If the internet permits it, we keep spreading.
Meme gallery
The Butter Archives
Community creations, lore fragments and certified spreads.
🧑🍳
He quit the merge for the churn
Vitalik Butterin’
🍞
Block times, but it’s toast times
Butterchain Lore
🔪
Slashing? We call it slicing
Proof of Spread
🐄
Cow nodes reach consensus
Crypto Dairy
☀️
gm, spread responsibly
Community Churns
⛽
Gas fees paid in margarine
Butterchain Lore
📄
Whitepaper was a napkin
Proof of Spread
💪
Churn harder, anon
Community Churns
Live project information
Factory Status
No invented numbers. Anything unconnected says so plainly.
Token Contract
Awaiting live data
Network
Robinhood Chain
Current Market Cap
Connect data source
Holders
Connect data source
Trading Status
Factory telemetry offline
Churn Status
Churning locally in your browser
Wallet connection is intentionally not implemented. When a data source is connected, these panels will show real values — never placeholders dressed up as facts.
Community
Join the Churn Community
Every revolution needs a little butter. Join the people, degenerates, developers, artists, and dairy enthusiasts helping spread the lore.